Woodbury Insanity

Anti-smoking hysteria has reached heights of sheer madness in Woodbury, Minnesota, where the question being raised is whether the city should ban smoking in outdoor recreational areas.

Honestly. 

Minnesota has illegal immigrants driving around slamming into school buses and killing children while these freaks are wringing their hands over a wisp of smoke in the out of doors.

And Lord knows that the Woodbury police don’t have anything better to do than wander around in city parks and basketball courts keeping an eye out for those evil smokers wandering about, blowing their secondhand smoke into the big, blue sky.

What’s to stop these fools from banning it on their city’s sidewalks? 

The world (or Woodbury, at least) has gone completely mad.  Let’s hope that there’s enough people with common sense living in that community. 

2 Responses

  1. Absolutely ridiculous, they should stick corks in everyone’s tailpipes and close down any fossil fuel burn industries before they ban smoking outside.

  2. True, although that would be a bummer because I like the scent of uncatalyzed exhaust from a classic car. It’s reminiscent of better times…

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